Shipping Policy

Shipping Policy – aka “How Your Fire Fit Gets to You”

First of all – thank you for shopping at Broke & Horny.
We know you could’ve spent your last few bucks anywhere – but you chose us. That means the world.

Where We Ship From

All our products are shipped straight from our warehouse in Asia.
That’s how we keep our prices low and quality high – no middlemen, no BS.

Estimated Delivery Times

🇺🇸 United States
7–15 business days
(Business days = no weekends, no holidays – we’re chill, but we count properly.)

🌍 International Orders
9–18 business days
(Depending on your country, customs, and the mood of your local post office.)

Why It Takes a Minute (But It's Worth It)

Let’s be real – we’re not Amazon Prime.
But we’re also not charging $60 for a tee.

Our shipping takes a bit longer because:

We ship from Asia to keep costs down for you
We work with reliable global carriers
We consolidate orders to keep things eco-friendly & efficient

More time = lower prices + better quality = you looking fly without going broke.

Order Processing

Every order takes 1–3 business days to process, pack, and ship out.
Once it’s out the door, you’ll get an email with a tracking link – so you can stalk your fit like it’s your crush.